passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
… its too early for this bullshit." — Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Hi I'm Dannie, I'm seventeen, from Adelaide, single and starting university doing a Bachelor of Commerce.
I like cats, horses, doctor who, tattoos, piercings, girls and intelligent people.
I listen to bands such as The Amity Affliction, Asking Alexandria & Chiodos.
My sexuality is pretty confusing, I'm still experimenting and working things out for myself. To make it easy for you, I have currently labelled myself as two things - I am a lesbian in terms of physical attraction; I am pansexual when it comes to emotional attraction. In other words - I don't find guys physucally attractive, but I find all gender entities equally attractive on an emotional or spiritual level.'
i get really excited when I get asks so do it.
If you have a blog that posts depressive posts, promotes self harm and eating disordders, I will not follow you. I have struggled with Depression this year and anorexia throughout my highschool life, like many people on here, and to help me recover I am avoiding anything that is triggering and will not lend my support to people who promote things such as thigh gaps.
I currently have 00g stretched lobes, I have my second lobe piercings, nostril, both tragus', septum and a vertical helix.
When I turn 18 I plan on getting venom bites and nipple piercings. The first tattoo I want is a TARDIS behind my right ear with "Time And Relative Dimension In Space" written around it, as well as a gasmask child behind my left ear with "Mummy? Mummy? Are you my mummy?" written around it. I also want a back piece, but as my back is covered in scars from cystic acne I'm unsure as to whether it would be possible, so with some discussion with a reptuable tattoo artist I may end up getting scarification done instead.
I live on a farm, and own 8 horses and two cats of my own, and the family has another two horses, one dog and a heap of rare chickens. I'm an only child and I generally like it that way.
In the future I would like to own some fish, because fish are pretty chilled, as well as a pug.